Tenchu: Shadow Assassins - Wii Review

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Ninjas are awesome, and this game certainly contains them. However, this alone isn’t enough to make the game worth buying. The game, known as Tenchu 4 in Japan, is the next instalment in the stealth/action series that dates back to the original PlayStation.
You control both Rikimaru and Ayame who attempt to restore peace blah blah, all set in 13th century Japan. The story is well presented through cutscenes which feature surprisingly well done voice acting. Well, except for the occasional cockney enemy guard, and the fact that they all spout the same three phrases when looking for you. Overall production values are quite high, which is unusual for a Wii game. Character models look good and animate well, though there is a distinct lack in variety of enemy models (the bad guys must be investing in a clone army), and the lead protagonists and enemies are fantastically designed. Music is also great, and really does a good job setting the mood. Unfortunately, as soon as you are placed in control of the ninja, cracks start to show.

Ninjas are awesome, and this game certainly contains them. However, this alone isn’t enough to make the game worth buying. The game, known as Tenchu 4 in Japan, is the next instalment in the stealth/action series that dates back to the original PlayStation. Read More

Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop - Wii Review

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For many years now, videogames have had this weird fascination with zombies. We’ve seen games where you shoot them, games where you run over them, and even games where you play as them. There’s something about the undead that really captures the imagination of players and developers alike, and Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop, a port of an Xbox 360 game, continues this fine tradition on the Nintendo Wii. But a fine tradition does not automatically equal a fine game, so I have been given the task of finding out if Dead Rising makes the cut, or ‘chop’ as it were.

For many years now, videogames have had this weird fascination with zombies. We’ve seen games where you shoot them, games where you run over them, and even games where you play as them. There’s something about the undead that really captures the imagination of players and developers alike, and Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop, a port of an Xbox 360 game, continues this fine tradition on the Nintendo Wii. But a fine tradition does not automatically equal a fine game, so ... Read More

MadWorld - Wii Review

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I’m going to start this review with something bad, but important. This game is short. Damn short. Got it? Good. Now onto everything else.

I’m going to start this review with something bad, but important. This game is short. Damn short. Got it? Good. Now onto everything else. I’m going to cut to the chase: MadWorld (yes, it’s one word) is stylish. So stylish, if you could drain the style out of it you’d have 100 litres of pure style. The monotone graphics work fine, you’d expect there to be some visibility issues, but there aren’t any at all, making the game look awesome. Read More

NERF N-Strike - Wii Review

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Most of the supposedly ‘kid-friendly’ Wii games that are reviewed for this website are panned for being cheap shovelware with bad controls, hardly any content, and gameplay so dull that not even kids would enjoy it. That is why I was more than a little nervous when I received a copy of NERF N-Strike. This game appeared to be no more than a cheap ad for NERF (the toy company that specialises in guns that fire foam projectiles) aimed at kids, and made by the one-time champions of cheap cash-ins, EA. Further analysis suggested it was a mini-game compilation. All signs pointed to another massive failure.

The moral of this story is that first impressions can be deceiving, because Nerf N-Strike is actually a good game.

Most of the supposedly ‘kid-friendly’ Wii games that are reviewed for this website are panned for being cheap shovelware with bad controls, hardly any content, and gameplay so dull that not even kids would enjoy it. That is why I was more than a little nervous when I received a copy of NERF N-Strike. This game appeared to be no more than a cheap ad for NERF (the toy company that specialises in guns that fire foam projectiles) aimed at kids, and ... Read More

SimAnimals - Wii Review

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When Rare released Viva Piñata on the Xbox 360 many Nintendo fans cried out for a Wii release; unfortunately, this did not happen. Some time later, however, Microsoft Game Studios, Rare, Nintendo and THQ announced Viva Piñata: Pocket Paradise for the Nintendo DS. Nintendo fans rejoiced. The title received positive reviews and Nintendo fans were left wanting more. Sadly, Rare could not deliver anymore and as a result the fans’ hunger was never satisfied.

When Rare released Viva Piñata on the Xbox 360 many Nintendo fans cried out for a Wii release; unfortunately, this did not happen. Some time later, however, Microsoft Game Studios, Rare, Nintendo and THQ announced Viva Piñata: Pocket Paradise for the Nintendo DS. Nintendo fans rejoiced. The title received positive reviews and Nintendo fans were left wanting more. Sadly, Rare could not deliver anymore and as a result the fans’ hunger was never satisfied.   Read More

SimCity Creator - Wii Review

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With a name like SimCity Creator, I wasn’t expecting much from the latest instalment in the popular city building series, but it seems my judgement was incorrect. Hidden beneath this dodgy cover title is a game that rivals its predecessors. Well, almost…

With a name like SimCity Creator, I wasn’t expecting much from the latest instalment in the popular city building series, but it seems my judgement was incorrect. Hidden beneath this dodgy cover title is a game that rivals its predecessors. Well, almost... Read More

Metal Slug Anthology - Wii Review

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Metal Slug had always appealed to me, having been a child who spent many days playing Sunset Riders. Many magazines had also recommended the series as a high point of the Shoot ‘em Up genre. So as Christmas rolled around the Earth waiting for the perfect opportunity to present itself I waited with fair anticipation. The opportunity to play all six of the arcade games plus X was too good to pass up. Hopes for #3 were especially high. But would the game be too hard, too short or could it possibly live up to the enormous hype? Read on to find out.

Metal Slug had always appealed to me, having been a child who spent many days playing Sunset Riders. Many magazines had also recommended the series as a high point of the Shoot 'em Up genre. So as Christmas rolled around the Earth waiting for the perfect opportunity to present itself I waited with fair anticipation. The opportunity to play all six of the arcade games plus X was too good to pass up. Hopes for #3 were especially high. But ... Read More

Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World - Wii Review

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As a huge fan of Tales of Symphonia on the GCN, I was eagerly anticipating the release of this sequel. I wasn’t expecting anything revolutionary – just more Tales and fan-service for those who enjoyed the first game – and that is pretty much what you get with DotNW.

As a huge fan of Tales of Symphonia on the GCN, I was eagerly anticipating the release of this sequel. I wasn’t expecting anything revolutionary – just more Tales and fan-service for those who enjoyed the first game – and that is pretty much what you get with DotNW. Read More

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Lightsaber Duels - Wii Review

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There’s no denying that a Wiimote-style controller could be used to fantastic effect as a lightsaber in a game. Unfortunately, it just doesn’t seem like it’s possible with the technology the Wii presents at the moment. Maybe with the upcoming Motion Plus? We can hope. Nonetheless, Aussie developers Krome have made a valiant attempt at making a fun game based around this concept, but ultimately it falls short in just about every area. Read More

More Game Party - Wii Review

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It’s rare indeed when the challenge of deciphering the title of a videogame outlasts the gameplay. Unfortunately, this is the case for the ridiculously named More Game Party, Midway’s latest attempt at a party game in the style of Wii Play. Featuring shallow mini-games that test the players’ ability to throw darts, shoot hoops and slide pucks, More Game Party tries to be competitive multiplayer madness. However, it falls well short of this target. Read More